Well, when I started writing this one I was 100% sure that I could do it [hence the now seemingly misleading title]! Two (2) days later I realized that I had been way too ambitious!
…Mommy simply handed me the keys. I didn’t get ruffled by the lunatic who over took me near that narrow corner or feel my heart relocate to my throat at any time. As I write, my legs aren’t shaking and I feel just fine!
Took me long enough! Also, I promised someone that the next time I rolled into Kgn…. I’ll be behind the wheels! Watch out n Stay tuned!
I don’t know what stopped me from having a heart attack. I’ve never been more traumatized in my life! I really tried though but this ‘driving thing’ just isn’t for me 😥 I was supposed to drive back home (at night) but my lil heart would just give out. I apologized profusely but really, I just couldn’t …. you can kiss seeing me drive to Kgn goodbye!!
Still in shock …. on the road to recovery… P.S. I take it back .. this is very real. Sorry I let you down dad!
For more information on this rare but VERY NOT FICTITIOUS condition, check out https://ayooutloud.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/i-invent-phobias/