Ahoy Matey! So I went to “Little Port Royal” and I took myself away – back to the days of the Gentlemen o’ Fortune and booty. I promise you I’m not loaded to the Gunwales; I only tried one spoon of pineapple rum! (Also available in mango but don’t ask me which brand it was :s)
Confused? I couldn’t resist the urge to learn a new ‘language’ for this post! *Sigh* Alas, it’s harder than I thought it would have been! – Reverts to ENGLISH! (sortah)
I’ve been to this amazing place before but even though we didn’t do everything, I think that I truly experienced it today with my cousin (big up to you my assistant blog photographer!) and uncle and I just had to share it with you!
Apparently Jamaica caught wind of Britain’s storm woes and of course thought it best to get in on that action. So instead of the heat; which I could feel fighting to regain power, the chill was on and boy was it windy! That being said, I wasn’t particularly happy to be sporting a bikini top and shorts especially since I looked like a plucked chicken for half the day. You let me down sun!
Where do I even begin with today’s expedition?
You know what, I’ll just let some photos do the talking and sum it up with a few witty captions! Enjoy and do COMMENT!
He was so intimidating, I just couldn’t decide if I should ask him if I could take a photo with him lest I be sentenced to ‘walk the plank!’
So yes, I had to add this one, as it’s been my second sighting of such a sink and once again it was outdoors! Quite interesting … will be put in my beach house (Yes! Mi fast forward)
Kayaking proved to be quite the adventure and the highlight of my day! I was so enthused, you would never believe that I had never tried it before! Mark you it’s not for the Lily-livered! Even now I’m still hearing Right Left Right Left LEFT LEFT LEEEEEEFFFFTTTT!!!!!! As we desperately tried to avoid rocks and even worse the gi-normous waves that were coming in! EXCITING STUFF 😀
*PHOTO UNAVAILABLE*
Sorry I didn’t take any photos of the sting rays but I’ll share some cool facts that I learned about them!
- The Females are waaayy larger than the males (hush guys) and they can grow up to 12 ft long. Shiver mi timbers!
- BUT the males have been compensated for that unfair reality! They dominate none the less with not one but TWO pee-pees!!! *pervy smile*
Random Points:
- Lunch wasn’t as impressive as I’d hoped it would have been, especially for that price *cough* but it didn’t ruin the day for me!
- I quite liked the service there and you could tell that the staff members are really into their job! I don’t envy them though when the weather’s bad but on a good day – everything is just great!
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All’s Well that ends well
So, have you guess where I went yet? No? LAME of you! Go save some money and visit – http://www.dolphincovejamaica.com/
P.S. Those cool ‘pirate’ terms I picked up were from http://www.yarr.org.uk/talk/
That place looks fun!
I love the authentic aluminum crutches on jack! 😛
lol yea he scared me when he moved!!!
That’s the place I want to take you to actually! 🙂
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Great post, thanks so much for sharing. Do you happen to have an RSS feed I can subscribe to?
Thank you!!! No, sorry but you can subscribe via e-mail. the button is at the top left on the home page.
You should be tour guide though
lol no to booty calls indeed
lol well I’ll try it out if i see the architorture really going downhill!!
Wow! You had fun!! Makes me wanna go there!
Yes, yes!! Ochi welcomes you!!!!!! link me if you ever do!
This was wonderful, i laughed the whole way though! Funny, exciting and cool! So glad you had fun and could have shared this.
🙂 i have never been and you kinda have me jellin but i am sure i will make it there one day 🙂
Awesome!!! lol It’s a pretty cool experience…. and i didn’t even do everything that was included in the package! Next time you guys get to this side take a trip there!
I almost read it
Meanie!
pretty cool… liked two shots here… where is this tho
Dolphin Cove, Ocho Rios
cool adventure. We really should take advantage of Port Royal in this way.
Indeed we should Never beeen there but now I’m more excited to go!!!!
lol me love the booty too but where in port royal this
HAHHAAAA No where!!!!
It’s actually Dolhin Cove – Ocho Rios but they have a part of the attraction called Little Port Royal .. which is supposed to be a replica of Port Royal!
lmao well i wana go the real port royal when i come back ino breeda
Take me with yeouuuu!!! 😀
sure no problem
you used the term booty a whooooooooooooooole lot in this.
Miss Queen of Booty
hahahhahhaha Your name wouldn’t be Otis if you didn’t notice that! yo-ho-ho!
and a bottle of rum!